Top 10 Quotes by Melissa Rivers

Melissa Rivers, born January 20, 1968, in New York City, is an American actress, television host, and producer, and the daughter of Joan Rivers. She is best known for co-hosting "Fashion Police" and has appeared in various TV shows and films. A graduate of the University of Pennsylvania, she has also authored books, including "The Book of Joan." Melissa has one son, Cooper Endicott, born in 2000, and is active in charitable work, particularly in cancer research and animal welfare. She continues to contribute to the entertainment industry, upholding her mother's legacy.

Top 10 Quotes by Melissa Rivers

1. "My mother's greatest joy in life was to make people laugh."
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2. "My mother has been moved out of intensive care and into a private room."
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3. "I enjoy life when things are happening. I don't care if it's good things or bad things. That means you're alive. Things are happening."
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4. "Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century."
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5. "We don't apologize for a joke. We are comics. We are here to make you laugh. If you don't get it, then don't watch us."
— Melissa Rivers

6. "I've learned what's funny verbally ain't so funny on e-mail: They don't hear your intonations. Melissa broke up with somebody over that. She tried to tell him: "That was a joke!" But he just didn't get it."
— Melissa Rivers

7. "Don't expect praise without envy -- until you're dead."
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8. "I was smart enough to go through any door that opened."
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9. "I now consider it a good day when I don't step on my boobs."
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10. "When a man has a birthday, he takes a day off. When a woman has a birthday, she takes at least three years off."
— Melissa Rivers